The Christmas ham
The fight has started. Will there be any ham for Christmas?
Will there be dopp i grytan?
The Jews says no.
The Muslims say no.
The vegetarians says no.
The vegans go hostile.
The Hindus says no.
The Buddhists says no.
So we started to crochet a Christmas pig. They've all been dead silent.
From experience we now know there will fighting about the food during Christmas.
Our Christmas pig remain silent.
By the way porc 🐷 is an ingredient in meatballs. Always on the smörgåsbord.