The Christmas ham
The fight has started. Will there be any ham for Christmas?
Will there be dopp i grytan?
The Jews says no.
The Muslims say no.
The vegetarians says no.
The vegans go hostile.
The Hindus says no.
The Buddhists says no.
So we started to crochet a Christmas pig. They've all been dead silent.
From experience we now know there will fighting about the food during Christmas.
Our Christmas pig remain silent.
By the way porc đ· is an ingredient in meatballs. Always on the smörgĂ„sbord.